“mommy, can you tell me how you met dad?”
“well, son, [ludacris voice] when i was 13 i had my first love”
sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
I fucking need to get photoshop out of my hands
my internet is being a god damn bitch
punch it
slap it
Twist it
flick it
bop it
harder
better
faster
stronger
what happened
this is the new best thing on the internet
sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep